Saturday, June 2, 2012

Day 1


Day 1:

Aug 27, 2011 18:46
Hey are you guys going to the dance, and if so do you want to meet somewhere or do something beforehand? :)
I probably won’t be able to do something beforehand, but I’m up for meeting.  Do you think people plan to arrive on time?
Um…people might, but I won’t. :)
Funny kid.  Well then when would you have people meet (or does it not work that way)?
Aug 27, 2011 19:02
Do you know whether the dance is formal or casual?
Well I believe us Wyview hoodlums are meeting up and then we’ll walk to campus.  Should we just call you when we’re in the general vicinity?
And I think it’s casual but you probably won’t believe me anyway…
Some sort of notification of vicinity sounds good. I’d have to think of a reason for you to havee lied first…
23:51
This storm is stellar!
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This picture is sketchy.
Aug 28, 2011 0:23
Stupendous!  Thank you! :)  Your stalking skills are really coming along.
Sep 1, 2011 16:57
So Murph just informed me that we’re supposed to be keeping a daily log of things we do for Writing…
17:45
Ok – How so?
You write an entry every day (except Sunday) on something you did for the class, such as read part of the MLA book or somethern’.
Do we keep it and turn it in later or is there some way we give it to her regularly?
18:04
That is an excellent question! :)
No big deal, we can ask her – Thanks bundles
No problem :)
20:09
One more thing; was there a minimum time limit for daily coursework?
Not that I know of…although it may or may not say on the syllabus. :)
Gottit.  Mysterious syllabus that it is…
Indeed! There’s no telling what else it might entail.
21:48
Okay, Skipper, so we’re supposed to put in approximately 45 minutes a day.
22:09
You don’t say – I’ll be speakin’ no more! And scrub the decks you scallywaag!
Sep 6, 2011 9:12
Do you still wanna meet before the devotional?  Where’s your class?
Yes. Talmage building. Yours?
Mine is in the Spencer W. Kimball Tower, yo.  Where in heavens’ name is the Talmage?
Left of the jesse knight building on your way back.  My class gets out 5 min before yours.  You could just call me and we’ll cross paths
Word. :)
Sep 7, 2011 16:17
Yoga.  Tonight.  9 o’clock. Wyview.  Building 22.  Apartment 295.
16:43
I find myself not dissuaded, but hesitant
Think of your chi! You need to unlock all you chakras or something…Just kidding.  :) You don’t have to do it. :)  We could go running instead, yes?
17:01
I’ll give you a call in a while after I’ve consulted my chakras.  But yes, my chi has already begun suggesting that I go.
Sep 8, 2011 13:01
Hay gurl dis lekcher’s add da Hinckley Senner. Jew up frit?  Jew won a meat dare or some wear else?
Whoa! I was just texting you when you sent that! So there’s the Divine Comedy auditions thing tonight too.  Thoughts?  Feelings?  Concerns?  Question? Remarks?  Blonde jokes? Interpretive dances? P.S. You spelled “else” wrong.
Sep 9, 2011 16:29
(!)Dis Guy izz fawleen!
Ausgezeichnet!!! :D  WAIT. Daah!  For the strength of youth! I’m not going to be here for the rain dance!  D: Now I don’t want to leave. :(
16:50
For the strength of youth?!  It’s supposed to rain even more next week so not to worry
Oh PHEW!!!  Well I’ll calm my panic, then.
17:01
The word “sasspergers” comes mind??
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I looked it up and “atypical use of language [is] frequently reported.”
17:30
Aha!  How appropriate that is!  Ya look good, m’boy.
Danke
18:45
Denada!
P.S. It’s no secret that I’ve no clue how to spell that.
Sep 10, 2011 1:12
You spelled it right.  Brynne Was Awesome!
11:19
Ah! I knew she would be! She would never admit it.  In fact she told me, and I quote, “it was like taking the number six train to Satan’s bellybutton.”
12:55
That’s worth writing down.  And hilarious.
Yo, what time is your hot date tonight, because Megan wants to go hike the Y, so since I know you want the opportunity to hike it twice keep that in mind. :)
This message sounds positive, but I’m confused. The only way I understand it is obvious not the way it is meant to be understood
Oh, it must’ve been beyond your mental capacities ;)  What time is your date?
Yeah, thinking never was my strong suit…Either at 4 or at 8.  I’m not entirely sure yet, actually
13:42
I saw Megan’s red-headed man-friend and it sounds like you guys are going tonight?  How late?
14:09
Yup!  We were thinking of going at night…
Too bad.  Unless you are going after midnight, I probably can’t come.  The girls didn’t tell us what time we’ll be done.
Well dang.  Alrighty, well if you get done earlier than originally anticipated then let us know. :)
Word.
()()()()()()()() – switch too Utah time from here on out.
16:59
Apparently we are starting earlier than was anticipated and all watching the game…no foam fingers
Sep 10, 2011 15:34
No foam fingers?! Dang!  What time will you guys be done? :) Are you hiking after that? :)
15:49
We’s hikin’ rite afta, den prolly on real late in the eve’n. I don’t know – we’re just going with what the girls do and I don’t think they know.  Your watching the game?
16:54
I’m starting to watch it right…Now. :) So…will you be done with your stroll up the mountain by say…8:30 or 9?
That’s the thing, I don’t know, can’t find out and have no control
Haha sorry! I’ve asked that question an innumerable amount of times. :/ Anyways! As you were! Have fun! :)
All is well.  I’ll let you know of any developments as well as make an effort to have fun.  You too, kid.
Sep 2011, 2011 15:11
Yo my home skillet biscuit.  Wanna meet us at the fireside?
Absolutely.  It’s gonna be hard though.  I’m in pleasant grove so I’m not sure if I can.  If not, want to meet up after?
15:34
Oh man…yeah, maybe we should just meet up after because pretty much all the sections are full…:/ There aren’t really any seats near us anymore…But if you get here in sound time and have a seat I’ll come sit next to you! :)
16:19
Venice, you are wonderful.  We are just on are way back now so where can we meet after?
17:17
:) Have you eaten dinner yet?
Yes but I’m hungry.  Where you at?
We’re in the parking lot at the marriot. Wanna ride or do you want to meet and we can walk? :D
Walk.
Sep 14, 2011 17:23
Are you done being a socially-awkward hermit yet? We should go running and/or do yoga. 8D <--- That’s a really wide-eyed, unnaturally excited smiley face.
Sep 15 2011 6:57
Girl gotsa take a test in da off is where yer bag is so I can just pick it up and get it to you later if that works.
17:12
Hay girl. Foxy movie luck?
19:30
The time has come.
Sep 16, 2011 13:13
13:13
18 songs, 1.3 hours, and my decision-making skills are at their peak.
Be strong!!! You can do it! Kick some megabyte rump!
Sep 17, 2011 9:49
Doode. Ow ‘bout if ma room ate goat a yer warred part e as well?
10:44
Werd.
13:15
Will be late. Work to be done first.
13:30
Good, because apparently they switched it to 4 o’clock. :)
Sep 18, 2011 16:41
Willst du kuchen oder etwas machen?
17:07
Ausgezeichnet! (? flipped) Que tipo de actividad estuvieras pensando? Me encantaria ayudarte con cocinar una torta, si eso es lo que querias decir
That’s Spanish for, “Yeah, let’s do it! When?”
17:41
Jetz! Kommen sie hier!
Sea yew at rappup.
Sep 19, 2011 19:35
1) I found my wallet.
2) You NEED to watch “Webcam 101 For Seniors” on Youtube.
3) I hope your super-dweeb study day has gone well.
That is all.
20:22
Congratulations!  Oh ok.  Make two wishes, silly!
Despite the noble title you’ve given it, it’s actually been quite a struggle.  One that I’m going to resolve when I’m more alert. i.e. tomorrow.  Good night, hopefully your endeavors for today were more conclusive?  See you outside the Joseph filding smith building tomorrow?
Conclusive, not quite, because I’m not feeling that well, so I’m taking a break. :) Your progress is quite praiseworthy, though! Well done. :) See you outside the Joseph Fielding Smith Building at approximately 10:52.  :) Sleep Well!
Better feelings and deep snoozings to you.
Danke! :) Great studiousness and refreshing slumber to YOU! :)
Sep 20, 2011 16:59
3 things:

3.
This is my face after programming for an 3 1/2 hours.
2.  How’s your face?
1.  Let’s go for a run
18:06
3) Deliciously attractive.
2) I’ve been told I have a ruddy complexion.
1) Word.
0) Let’s make some cookies AFTER our run, too.
23:55
Girl Jew tinks da yewka breen ma BoM packetas cool tamara?
I can’t seem to place my eye upon it, but when I see it I’ll bring it.  :)
Gracious and gerniggat
Sep 21, 2011 18:21
so then i was like ya…really.  where. is. the. beer. but it was a deer so its all good
18:41
Sorry…That was Bryn. :/ But I’m sure you could tell because of the beer reference. Curry, good, green.  Beer, bad, instead deer. Venice, good, far away.  Forrest, who said what, no idea had – Cow
19:06
Cow.  Word.  Amen.  Homework.  Done?  Run.  Yes?
Wait…Nevermind.  I just ate a few boxes of mac and cheese…:/
Girl I ain’a be reddy fir a wile ennywaze.  Maybe youka jus’ digestate fur uh wyle enn then stuff…
19:16
Eh?
Stuff…okay :) Do you want to though?  Because I could really go either way.  My body hates me because I’m not running as much…:/  It’s up to you, m’boy.  Thoughts??
If it’s between running and sleep, you should sleep; do the bed thing and have a stellar tomorrow
Ya know I’m glad you said so.  :)  Sleep is cool.  I’m a-gonna do that.
19:33
A girl once told me that after a slumber Venice is quite alive, although I’ve seen mostly the parts that never sleep.  At any rate, good on ya’
Well, that is what they’re saying these days.  It might even be true!  I’ll test out the theory.
Do it.  Good’
Sep 22, 2011 16:20
Sew Ah brea won tis two hayng owt whith hur cuzin two marr oh, sew will meat hur afftur da gay um.  Yup?
16:59
Yip yip (and lafter).  Sew meat then gay um, rite?
19:18
“being male…I had this…fascination with Rasputin…” – quote of the day.
21:06
Yes  :) Gay um. Goph eeng. :) And I have a fascination with Rasputin too!!! But I am, in fact, a girl. Who said this? :)
Year he’s got flair, ya know? A very sincere boy on the ramp was seriously confessing this to his two lady-friends.
21:15
Bahahaha!!! Even better! Murph and I have actually been planning to put a picture of Rasputin above our sink that says, “Rasputin says ‘DO THE DISHES.’”
Yeah – right next to Jesus
Oh boy…nevermind…
It stands as I good idea. It’s not like Jesus inherently belongs abbovethe sink; maybe it’s time for him to rain over another part of your abode for a while.
Oh, is He above our sink?! Oh, well He’s on the cupboard above our sink- - nothing more nothing less.
Reign.  Ahh!
And I’m not sure what you mean by that…
Reign?  As in sky reign? As in rain?! :D I don’t quite know what I mean by that, either… :/
21:30
Sky reign?
  Bartholomew!
You probably actually make that face sometimes haha
I’m good at impressions even in text, m’dear! 8D <--- Overly excited face
I think I know one face you haven’t made before…     :$
And you do excel at impressions
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Wow.  Only one word comes to mind: Goodnight.
Only one word comes to my mind: word.  And goodnight.